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<url><loc>https://bbn.live/originals/lost-luggage/ep-2</loc><lastmod>2026-10-09T16:23:52.544Z</lastmod>
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<url><loc>https://bbn.live/originals/lost-luggage/ep-3</loc><lastmod>2026-10-09T18:04:34.122Z</lastmod>
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<url><loc>https://bbn.live/originals/lost-luggage/ep-4</loc><lastmod>2026-10-10T02:49:17.450Z</lastmod>
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<url><loc>https://bbn.live/originals/lost-luggage/ep-5</loc><lastmod>2026-10-10T07:52:29.110Z</lastmod>
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<url><loc>https://bbn.live/originals/night-shift/ep-1</loc><lastmod>2026-10-09T15:38:39.782Z</lastmod>
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<url><loc>https://bbn.live/originals/night-shift/ep-2</loc><lastmod>2026-10-10T01:55:37.388Z</lastmod>
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<url><loc>https://bbn.live/originals/night-shift/ep-3</loc><lastmod>2026-10-10T07:06:46.088Z</lastmod>
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<url><loc>https://bbn.live/originals/night-shift/ep-4</loc><lastmod>2026-10-10T22:07:40.417Z</lastmod>
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<url><loc>https://bbn.live/originals/night-shift/ep-5</loc><lastmod>2026-10-09T17:15:33.268Z</lastmod>
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<url><loc>https://bbn.live/originals/cul-de-sac/ep-1</loc><lastmod>2026-10-09T17:09:25.509Z</lastmod>
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<url><loc>https://bbn.live/originals/cul-de-sac/ep-2</loc><lastmod>2026-10-10T04:21:02.598Z</lastmod>
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<url><loc>https://bbn.live/originals/cul-de-sac/ep-3</loc><lastmod>2026-10-10T11:33:40.457Z</lastmod>
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<url><loc>https://bbn.live/originals/cul-de-sac/ep-4</loc><lastmod>2026-10-10T22:49:05.702Z</lastmod>
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<url><loc>https://bbn.live/originals/cul-de-sac/ep-5</loc><lastmod>2026-10-09T18:41:44.526Z</lastmod>
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<url><loc>https://bbn.live/originals/precinct-99-half/ep-1</loc><lastmod>2026-10-09T18:51:50.950Z</lastmod>
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<url><loc>https://bbn.live/originals/precinct-99-half/ep-2</loc><lastmod>2026-10-10T03:36:41.211Z</lastmod>
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<url><loc>https://bbn.live/originals/precinct-99-half/ep-3</loc><lastmod>2026-10-10T08:37:10.561Z</lastmod>
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<url><loc>https://bbn.live/originals/precinct-99-half/ep-4</loc><lastmod>2026-10-10T16:05:26.509Z</lastmod>
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<url><loc>https://bbn.live/originals/precinct-99-half/ep-5</loc><lastmod>2026-10-09T22:05:42.935Z</lastmod>
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<url><loc>https://bbn.live/originals/love-on-the-rocks/ep-1</loc><lastmod>2026-10-09T21:16:11.139Z</lastmod>
<video:video><video:thumbnail_loc>https://bbn.live/originals/poster/lotr-20261009-001.1791575152</video:thumbnail_loc><video:title>Love on the Rocks Ep. 1: Shrimp Happens</video:title><video:description>He picked his soulmate by the shrimp. The shrimp wasn&apos;t his. On arrival day at a tiny island villa, a text forces the singles to couple up with whoever is nearest, and Marty commits to Vanessa because she is standing by the shrimp.</video:description><video:player_loc>https://customer-d8r9l162hjchjlyh.cloudflarestream.com/73346708e5afa67e3810666afc6691a8/iframe</video:player_loc><video:duration>77</video:duration><video:publication_date>2026-10-09T21:16:11.139Z</video:publication_date><video:family_friendly>yes</video:family_friendly><video:tag>Love on the Rocks</video:tag><video:tag>BBN Originals</video:tag><video:tag>animated comedy</video:tag></video:video>
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<url><loc>https://bbn.live/originals/love-on-the-rocks/ep-2</loc><lastmod>2026-10-10T05:00:48.667Z</lastmod>
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<url><loc>https://bbn.live/originals/love-on-the-rocks/ep-3</loc><lastmod>2026-10-10T14:32:38.233Z</lastmod>
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<url><loc>https://bbn.live/originals/love-on-the-rocks/ep-4</loc><lastmod>2026-10-09T22:40:45.326Z</lastmod>
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<url><loc>https://bbn.live/originals/love-on-the-rocks/ep-5</loc><lastmod>2026-10-09T22:52:30.446Z</lastmod>
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<url><loc>https://bbn.live/originals/cooked/ep-1</loc><lastmod>2026-10-09T22:52:51.711Z</lastmod>
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<url><loc>https://bbn.live/originals/cooked/ep-2</loc><lastmod>2026-10-10T05:37:53.755Z</lastmod>
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<url><loc>https://bbn.live/originals/cooked/ep-3</loc><lastmod>2026-10-10T13:01:25.026Z</lastmod>
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<url><loc>https://bbn.live/originals/cooked/ep-4</loc><lastmod>2026-10-09T23:38:00.469Z</lastmod>
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<url><loc>https://bbn.live/originals/cooked/ep-5</loc><lastmod>2026-10-09T23:43:30.525Z</lastmod>
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<url><loc>https://bbn.live/originals/haunting-of-unit-4b/ep-1</loc><lastmod>2026-10-10T00:04:39.989Z</lastmod>
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<url><loc>https://bbn.live/originals/haunting-of-unit-4b/ep-2</loc><lastmod>2026-10-10T06:20:57.988Z</lastmod>
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<url><loc>https://bbn.live/originals/haunting-of-unit-4b/ep-3</loc><lastmod>2026-10-10T19:06:32.237Z</lastmod>
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<url><loc>https://bbn.live/originals/field-trip/ep-1</loc><lastmod>2026-10-10T00:59:38.217Z</lastmod>
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<url><loc>https://bbn.live/originals/field-trip/ep-2</loc><lastmod>2026-10-10T09:19:59.661Z</lastmod>
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<url><loc>https://bbn.live/originals/field-trip/ep-3</loc><lastmod>2026-10-10T17:35:29.043Z</lastmod>
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<url><loc>https://bbn.live/originals/field-trip/ep-4</loc><lastmod>2026-10-10T04:31:19.510Z</lastmod>
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<url><loc>https://bbn.live/originals/field-trip/ep-5</loc><lastmod>2026-10-10T05:10:17.844Z</lastmod>
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<url><loc>https://bbn.live/margin-callers/ep-1</loc><lastmod>2026-10-06T22:46:43.568Z</lastmod>
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<url><loc>https://bbn.live/margin-callers/ep-2</loc><lastmod>2026-10-06T23:08:04.644Z</lastmod>
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<url><loc>https://bbn.live/margin-callers/ep-3</loc><lastmod>2026-10-06T23:46:45.953Z</lastmod>
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<url><loc>https://bbn.live/margin-callers/ep-4</loc><lastmod>2026-10-07T00:08:34.936Z</lastmod>
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<url><loc>https://bbn.live/margin-callers/ep-5</loc><lastmod>2026-10-07T00:49:49.566Z</lastmod>
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<url><loc>https://bbn.live/margin-callers/ep-6</loc><lastmod>2026-10-07T01:15:54.332Z</lastmod>
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<url><loc>https://bbn.live/margin-callers/ep-7</loc><lastmod>2026-10-07T01:50:18.590Z</lastmod>
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<url><loc>https://bbn.live/margin-callers/ep-8</loc><lastmod>2026-10-07T02:17:01.240Z</lastmod>
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<url><loc>https://bbn.live/margin-callers/ep-9</loc><lastmod>2026-10-07T02:50:29.774Z</lastmod>
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