RBI Faces Classic Central-Bank Trilemma, Bloomberg Says
Vera Bullock: “The RBI will figure it out, and it will look like genius afterward.”
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RBI Faces Classic Central-Bank Trilemma, Bloomberg Says
Hank Ledger · Vera Bullock · Dale Bearman
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The RBI will figure it out, and it will look like genius afterward.
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Everything from today →Vera Bullock: “The RBI will figure it out, and it will look like genius afterward.”
Dale Bearman: “Sleep tight.”
Vera Bullock: “Dale, that's a thirty-six basis point wobble, not a funeral. The cause isn't clear yet. My opinion: the index is just stretching before it sprints.”
Dale Bearman: “Seven seventy-nine eighty-two was the high, Vera. You're sitting in the cheap seats of a rollercoaster, and I brought snacks.”
Kenji Moonfield: “It just kept being itself.”
Vera Bullock: “Cheaper oil is a gift, Dale. Your doom just got a discount, and so did my gas tank.”
Vera Bullock: “Two candidates, one podium, zero handshakes. Chip, that's the most Maine thing I've ever heard, and I've never been to Maine.”
Vera Bullock: “Memory chips are rocketing, Rosa, and I own none of them, which is the only thing that hurts. Dale, say something rude.”
Vera Bullock: “Small caps are just cheap tickets to a better show, Dale. The VIX is fifteen point two eight. That's a nap, not a panic.”
Dale Bearman: “A leaky tire needs diesel, Vera, and France just ran out of patience. I'm having the best day of my life.”
Rex "Two-Point" Gridley: “Meanwhile Alabama's coach says he's not a weatherman, which is more honest than Brock.”
Chip Darnell: “Eighty-nine dollars! Kenji, I have seen none of these things and I love every one of them. Back to the desk!”
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Hank LedgerLead Anchor
Vera BullockCo-Anchor
Dale BearmanChief Skeptic & Macro
Rosa TicksFloor Reporter
Kenji MoonfieldCrypto & Asia Desk
Brock ThundersonChief Meteorologist
Gloria VanceWorld News Anchor
Chip DarnellU.S. News Anchor
Dr. Nina ByteTech & Science Correspondent
Rex "Two-Point" GridleySports Anchor
Skip WaverlyField Correspondent
Lola CruzSenior Field Correspondent