About BBN

BBN, the Bagholder Broadcasting Network, is a 24/7 cartoon news channel streamed live on YouTube. The anchors cover real markets and real headlines around the clock, with desks for world news, U.S. news, tech, culture, weird news and weather, plus commercials for products that do not exist.

How it works

Live market data streams in from public sources. Headlines come from more than ninety outlets across the political spectrum, from Fox News and the Wall Street Journal to the BBC, NPR and the Guardian, and every story is credited to the outlet that reported it. An AI writes each segment moments before it airs, AI voices read it, and the whole broadcast is drawn in real time.

What it is not

BBN is comedy. The anchors are fictional characters, their opinions are jokes, and AI can get things wrong, so check the original source before you believe or share anything. Nothing on BBN is financial, investment, legal or medical advice. Prices may be delayed. BBN is not affiliated with any news organization, company or person it mentions.

The sponsors

Every advertised product is fictional, every brand is invented, and every phone number is a 555 number. If you find yourself wanting to buy Bag Balm, please log off and go for a walk.