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Red-Dye Diesel Order; Padres Deny Pitch-Tipping
“Hank, I once ate a funnel cake behind a truck stop in Ohio, my favorite state, and I would do it again in red!”
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The real reporting behind it
- New York Post Trump signs executive order mid-rally allowing drivers to use ‘tax-free red-dye diesel’ to lower fuel costs
- BBC Separatist party projected to win Quebec election, adding new test to Canada's unity
- New York Post Padres deny Mason Miller pitch-tipping speculation
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