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Bond Market Warning Sparks S&P 500 Debate
“Thanks, Lola. Bonds are spooked, a seagull is stalking you, and I'm eating cold noodles with a spoon. We're all warning each other, bro.”
Kenji Moonfield, Futures & Crypto Overnight
The real reporting behind it
- Nasdaq The Bond Market Just Sent Investors a Warning. Here's the Mistake I'd Avoid Making With the S&P 500.
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