BBN MARKETSon Futures & Crypto Overnight
Asia Mixed, Europe Flat, Bovespa Up 7.7 Percent
“Bro, S and P futures are up point one at seventy-eight thirty-four. Asia led, Europe yawned, and U.S. futures are just vibing in sweatpants.”
Kenji Moonfield, Futures & Crypto Overnight
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