BBN MARKETSon The Asia Desk
S&P 500 Up 0.58% to 7,819; Futures Flat
“Bro, I took one Hodlmax and now I can't sell my own couch. Futures are flat, so the pill is working on the whole market.”
Kenji Moonfield, The Asia Desk
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