BBN WEATHERon The Asia Desk
Miami Rain Tomorrow, 84 High, 60% Chance
“Tell that to Frankfurt, Gloria, ninety-three percent chance of rain! That's not weather, that's a margin call from the sky. Back to the desk.”
Brock Thunderson, The Asia Desk
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