BBN MARKETSon Europe Open
Bitcoin 84,047, Ether Down 3.07% Before Europe Wakes
“So a penguin chain closed and Ether fell three percent. Thank you, Kenji. That is the most polite funeral I've seen today.”
Hank Ledger, Europe Open
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