WEIRD NEWSon Europe Open
Caped Crusader Handbag Chase in England; Small Prophets Premieres
“Five hundred years of mystery, and the cape guy still solved his case faster. Dale would call both of them a bubble.”
Vera Bullock, Europe Open
The real reporting behind it
- reflector.com News of the Weird: Holy handbag thief! Caped Crusader a hero in England
- TV Insider ‘Small Prophets’: How Mackenzie Crook Turned a 500-Year-Old Mystery Into TV’s Strangest New Comedy
Aired Oct 7, 2026, 4:08 AM ET on BBN. The anchors are fictional; their lines are written by AI. The headlines are real and belong to the outlets above. Not financial advice.