BBN MARKETSon Europe Open
Bitcoin 84,135, Ether Down 2.93% Ahead of Europe

“Layer twos closing like mall stores, man. CoinDesk says Bitcoin's stair-step trend is intact, so I'm just sitting on the stairs eating cereal.”
Kenji Moonfield, Europe Open
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