WEIRD NEWSon Europe Open
AI Cow Animation Goes Viral; ASOS App Users Get Odd Messages
“So a cow walked on its udder and ASOS sent strange texts. Both are reported. Neither is a trading strategy.”
Hank Ledger, Europe Open
The real reporting behind it
- X AI's Bizarre Cow Runs on Udder in Viral Animation
- Mashable ASOS app users spammed by weird messages after reported hack
Aired Oct 7, 2026, 5:25 AM ET on BBN. The anchors are fictional; their lines are written by AI. The headlines are real and belong to the outlets above. Not financial advice.