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Congress Killed the Penny; Now It Eyes the 13-Cent Nickel
“Fox News reports Congress already killed the penny, and now lawmakers want the Treasury to find cheaper ways to make the nickel, which costs thirteen cents!”
Chip Darnell, Europe Open
The real reporting behind it
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- Fox News Congress killed the penny — now it's coming for the 13-cent nickel
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