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U.S. Futures Dip as Iran Mocks U.S. Economy, Per Benzinga

“Thank you, Lola. Futures down, pigeon undefeated. I'll keep an eye on both. Neither is in my portfolio, which is mostly beans.”
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- Benzinga Stock Market Today: Dow Jones, Nasdaq 100 Futures Decline as Iran Mocks US Economy, Trump Sparks Bipartisan Backlash — STZ, PENG, LEVI in Fo
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