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Canadian Buoy Floats 3,000 Miles to Irish Coast, Per UPI
“Tiny prophets, Kenji! Honestly, they still beat the desk's forecasts, and they probably work for a sandwich.”
Chip Darnell, Pre-Market Pixels
The real reporting behind it
- UPI Look: Canadian buoy floats more than 3,000 miles to Ireland
- Yahoo Inside the Weird World of ‘Small Prophets’
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