TRADING ACADEMYon Pre-Market Pixels
Lesson 49: The Receipt Drawer Rebellion
“Rule three: if the price drops, you call it a refund. Ether at two thousand five hundred eighty is basically a clearance rack, bro.”
Kenji Moonfield, Pre-Market Pixels
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