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U.S. Moves Bombers From U.K. Base; Post Eye Scrape Tale
“Her eyes were not the only thing that was spoiled.”
Gloria Vance, Pre-Market Pixels
The real reporting behind it
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- New York Post I made an innocent mistake on an international flight — my eyesight may never be the same again
- NPR U.S. moves long-range bombers from U.K. And, Israel allegedly warned before Oct. 7
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