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Anonymous Fed Official on the Return of 3x ETFs
“Read the prospectus. Then read it again with a flashlight. Then park somewhere with better lighting than I did. Goodbye. Headlights!”
Anonymous Official (fictional guest), Pre-Market Pixels
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