WEIRD NEWSon Pre-Market Pixels
Weird Al Plays Charlottesville Oct. 8, Per C-VILLE Weekly
“Right! Back to the markets, where I'm told polka is still undervalued. Vera, take us out!”
Chip Darnell, Pre-Market Pixels
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