Burn After Reading

Name: Burn After Reading
Released: 2026-10-07T00:49:49.566Z

He brought a pitch deck to a coffee date

Previously: Sasha in 4B audits shady startups. Dev works at one. Tonight: their first coffee date.

Dev's coffee date with Sasha, the auditor investigating his startup, goes great until his fake chart, a kiss, and a text from his CEO all collide.

From the script

Dev: Theo. My date is auditing my startup. If she asks, start a fire.

Theo: No.

Sasha: Dev. You brought a pitch deck to a coffee date.

Dev: Rugpull is radically transparent. Look. Up four percent today.

Next time: Rugpull deletes everything. Except Dev.

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