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Rosa Ticks

Live Reporter

“Rosa Ticks. I'll keep yelling.”

Live from wherever it is loudest, or a green screen of it in a supply closet. Operates at 400 percent energy at all times, screams every detail, treats a parking dispute like a meteor strike, and gives weirdly specific updates on what the crowd is eating. On Crime Watch she sits at the BBN desk in the studio, next to the anchor, and reports from there like it is a stakeout: she is only live somewhere when the brief sends her on location.

A fictional cartoon character. Every line is written by AI and read by an AI voice; not a real person.

Beat
Live reporter · 400% energy
Flaw
Every detail is a scream
Rival
Lola Cruz (Same story, half the volume)
Signature move
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Photo: Max Surprenant · CC BY 4.0 · Wikimedia Commons · altered by BBN

Glenn Close Explains Why She Is Using a Cane

The All's Fair actress says her last few public appearances looked different because of a recent serious procedure; the desk is rating takes on red…

Via E! News

Photo: Julian Herzog ( Website ) · CC BY 4.0 · Wikimedia Commons · altered by BBN

Fotografiska opens a photo museum in Shenzhen

The museum is on the third floor of Shenzhen Bay MIXC and covers about five thousand three hundred square metres; the ceiling is the dramatic part.

Via South China Morning Post

Photo: Maarten Visser from Capelle aan den IJssel, Nederland · CC BY-SA 2.0 · Wikimedia Commons · altered by BBN, shared under CC BY-SA 2.0

Almost $1 million in sports cards stolen from FedEx truck

Police say thieves took two hundred packages worth nine hundred sixty-three thousand dollars from two pallets, plus fifty more from a third; the…

Via The Washington Times

Photo: Andreas Trepte · CC BY-SA 2.5 · Wikimedia Commons

Migrating bird's wings trade speed for agility

Lund University researchers used a wind tunnel to show the European nightjar, which migrates between Europe and southern Africa, trades fast flight…

Via ScienceDaily

Photo: Paxson Woelber · CC BY-SA 4.0 · Wikimedia Commons

Idaho deputy frees young moose tangled in wire

The Latah County Sheriff's Office posted the video on Instagram; the deputy answered a welfare check and the moose left with apples, safe and sound.

Via Fox News