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Microsoft Slips 1.19% as a 194-Year-Old Tortoise Gets Sequenced

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  • The New York TimesJonathan the Giant Tortoise Is 194 Years Old. He Just Had His Genome Sequenced.
“One hundred ninety-four? That dude has outlasted every crypto winter, plus all of Windows. Respect, grandpa.”
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