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Boy Meets World star Will Friedle recalls kidney stone scare
Friedle experienced blood in his urine during the health scare, which led him to fear something internally catastrophic had occurred.
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Gatorade Recall Hits Military Stores in 37 States
The recalled beverages contain undeclared food dyes that could trigger allergic reactions in consumers at military commissaries nationwide.
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New military shipyard announced despite Democratic questions
ABC News reports Democrats had earlier questioned possible conflicts of interest around the project, though the summary does not say how those…
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Two Powerful Earthquakes Strike Panama, USGS Says
The first quake measured 7.7 magnitude, followed hours later by a 6.6, with officials assessing damage and potential aftershocks—Panama's…
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Desert Hot Springs Cuts Ties With Washington Dog Rescue
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