No Bull With Hank: The Recall Roundup Rant

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorGood evening. Tonight, ConsumerAffairs published its consumer product safety recall roundup for October ninth. Yes, that is a real list.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorYes, I read all of it. No, I am not okay.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorTalking point number one. Things you own are being recalled, and nobody called you.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorA company knew, a roundup knew, and your kitchen drawer is the last to find out.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorTalking point number two. Every recall says stop using it immediately. Immediately! I have been using this toaster since the second Bush administration.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorIt and I have an understanding.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorTalking point number three. The refund process.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorYou mail a form, you wait eight weeks, and you get a coupon for the same dangerous product. That is not customer service, that is a hostage negotiation.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorSo here is my demand. Check your stuff. Check your couch cushions. Check the heater your uncle gave you in a garage.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorI am checking my bean bunker tonight, and I fear what I will find.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThat is the bottom line, America. Unplug something. Look into the camera. Feel the fear.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThen buy a smoke detector, which I assume is also on the list.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorI'm Hank Ledger, and that's no bull.