U.S.WEIRD HOUR
Trump Vows to Protect Columbus; El-Sayed Targeted
Trump accused Michigan Democratic Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed of wanting to abolish Columbus Day, according to Breitbart's reporting of Friday's remarks.
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Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentBreitbart says President Trump vowed Friday to protect Christopher Columbus from the radical left.

Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentHe accused Michigan Democratic Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed of wanting to abolish Columbus Day.

Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentJoining us from a parking garage is a source familiar with the matter. Sir, why are you in a garage?
Gary Plunkett-MossI can't say. Level three, near the pillar with the pigeon stain. If anyone asks, we never spoke, and I was never here.

Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentBro, you're on live television. Okay, what do you know about the Columbus Day claim?
Gary Plunkett-MossI know everything. Well, I know a guy who knows a guy who once parked next to a guy who knows. So, nothing, basically.

Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentBreitbart's summary only says Trump accused El-Sayed of wanting to abolish the holiday. Does your guy know if that's true?
Gary Plunkett-MossMy guy says the holiday is safe. Or in danger. He was talking while a car alarm went off, so, either.

Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentSir, the car alarm is going off right now. Is that your car?
Gary Plunkett-MossIt's a rental. I'm not allowed to say which company. Also, I think I'm lost. Is this level three or level four?

Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentYou're our most informed source tonight, and that's a scary sentence. Is there anything on the record?
Gary Plunkett-MossOn the record, I need a ticket validated. Off the record, I also need a ride. Please don't use my name. I don't have one.

Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentWe'll have to leave it there. Our source is lost in a garage, which honestly beats most of the political coverage tonight.

