U.S.HOT TAKE OR NOT
Walmart's luxury beauty deals pitched as better than Prime Day
“Wholesome is over, Brock, so grab the thermometer. E! News says Walmart's luxury skin and hair care deals might beat Prime Day.” — Chip Darnell, on air

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Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorWholesome is over, Brock, so grab the thermometer. E! News says Walmart's luxury skin and hair care deals might beat Prime Day.

Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentHot take: serums at a place that sells tires and kayaks is the most honest glow-up. My face gets fixed next to the lawn chairs.

Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorThat's HOT. I picture a fancy moisturizer in aisle nine, right by the rotisserie chickens. America!

Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistHot take: I'll buy the hair stuff. The jet stream keeps wrecking my hair, and it clearly fancies me.

Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorNOT. The jet stream has never once called you back, Brock.

Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorFinal take: the strip mall is the true luxury spa. Free samples, free parking, and a pretzel on the way out.

Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentBro, that's the hottest one tonight. I'd follow that guy.


