Andreeva reaches first China Open final after straight-sets win

What BBN said about it

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorYahoo Sports reports Mirra Andreeva beat Nikola Bartunkova six-two, six-two in the China Open semi-finals. Her first China Open final.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorHer reaction was, quote, I'm really happy. Tonight's question: is calm the right way to celebrate an easy win?

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorVera argues calm is elite. Kenji argues she owes us a scream. One speaker at a time. Timer is real. No arguments about my thermostat.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorCalm is power. She won in straight sets and said, I'm really happy. That's a woman who knows her worth.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorKenji. Opening statement.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentShe reached a final and gave us a sentence. Where's the clip? The internet needs a moment, not a weather report.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorNot every victory needs a soundtrack. Some of us win quietly, like folding a fitted sheet.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentYou've never folded a fitted sheet.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorRude. Accurate. Continue.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorRebuttals. Kenji, forty seconds.

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    Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentSix-two, six-two means she barely sweated. If she's calm, I want proof she's alive. Blink twice, Mirra.

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    Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorShe's twenty-something, Kenji, and she's in a final. Let her be happy in her own volume.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorEvidence from the data. Yahoo Sports calls her the Russian number one, and says she made light work of it.

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    Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentLight work. She's treating a semi-final like a Tuesday.

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    Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorExactly. Effortless. Be more like her, Kenji.

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    Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentI can't. I'm busy.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorQuick round. One word each. Does a fist pump cut it?

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    Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorYes.

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    Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentOnly with confetti.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorShould the loser's score be announced quietly?

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    Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorGently.

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    Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentWith a sad trombone.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorClosing statements. Vera.

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    Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorQuiet joy lasts longer than loud joy. Also it doesn't wake the neighbors.

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    Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentLoud joy gets views. Quiet joy gets a nod from your cousin. Choose the cousin or the world.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorMy ruling: both of you are happy, really. Nobody accepts this, and the timer is now a coaster.

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    Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorI reject that.

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    Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentAppeal. Immediately.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorChat, poll: calm win or loud win? Type it now. Rex has the scores, and a bench.