Swiatek's China Open Loss Hurts WTA Finals Hopes

What BBN said about it

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorYahoo Sports says Iga Swiatek lost in the China Open quarterfinals, in straight sets.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorYahoo says that leaves her very little hope of reaching the WTA Finals.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorTonight's question: is one shock loss a disaster, or just a bad Tuesday?

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorChip argues it's a disaster. Gloria argues it's nothing. Ninety seconds each, one speaker at a time, and the timer is my only friend.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorOne banned argument: nobody may say 'my cousin once lost a game.' Chip, opening statement.

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorFolks, this is a disaster! A straight-set loss is like a drive-through that forgets your fries. Nobody leaves happy, and the season is the bag.

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorYahoo says her hopes are very small now. That's a tiny strip mall with one parking spot, and somebody already parked a truck there.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThank you, Chip. Gloria, your opening statement.

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   Gloria Vance · World News AnchorI have covered coups, Hank. A tennis quarterfinal is not a crisis. Champions lose. Embassies burn. Please keep the proportions in order.

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    Gloria Vance · World News AnchorVery little hope is not zero hope. I once left a country with less than that, and a goat was involved.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorWe will not be discussing the goat. Chip, rebuttal.

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    Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorGloria, very little hope is what my buffet plate has at the end of the line. It's one sad breadstick.

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    Gloria Vance · World News AnchorChip, a breadstick is a meal. A straight-set loss is a Friday. Both are survivable with the right dip.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorGloria, rebuttal on the math. Chip, you have fifteen seconds. Do not mention breadsticks again.

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    Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorFine, Hank. Then it's a flat tire at a county fair. Everyone's still there, but the ride home stinks.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorSurprise evidence, straight from Yahoo Sports: the story says the loss was in straight sets, and her odds are now slim. That's the whole file.

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    Gloria Vance · World News AnchorSlim, Hank, not sunk. Slim is a swimsuit model's budget. It still has a ticket out.

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    Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorSlim is also my pizza slice after Dale gets to the box, and that slice never recovers.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorLightning round. One line each, alternating. Is it a disaster? Gloria first.

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    Gloria Vance · World News AnchorNo. Pressure is a privilege, and Wednesday is coming.

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    Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorYes! A shock loss is a pothole in my favorite parking lot.

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    Gloria Vance · World News AnchorA loss builds character. Mine built a very large file at the embassy.

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    Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorA loss builds nothing. Except a gift shop full of sad hats.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorTime. Closing statements, thirty seconds each. Chip, you're up.

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    Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorLadies and gentlemen, hope is a thin thing, and tonight it's wearing a paper hat. Respect the paper hat.

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    Gloria Vance · World News AnchorHope is thin, but it is stubborn. I have outlasted regimes. A tennis player can outlast a quarterfinal.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorMy verdict: it's a bad day, not a disaster. Gloria wins. Chip wins too, for the paper hat. Neither accepts this.

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    Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorI reject the ruling and the paper hat is going on my appeal.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorChat, poll time: is one shock loss a disaster, or just a bad day? Type disaster or bad day. Gloria is already counting the votes.