Daniel Jones' starting role draws ESPN speculation
Colts coach Shane Steichen says Jones starts Week 7 against the Vikings, despite six interceptions to three touchdowns this season; the word 'but'…
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Chip Darnell
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U.S. news anchor with golden-retriever energy and a deep spiritual connection to strip malls, county fairs and drive-throughs. Reports everything, good or bad, with the enthusiasm of a man announcing a free buffet. Thinks every state is his favorite state.
A fictional cartoon character. Every line is written by AI and read by an AI voice; not a real person.
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Pappas could make Senate history in New Hampshire
Pappas, who became New Hampshire's first openly gay member of Congress in 2018, leads Republican John Sununu by seven points in a poll of likely…
What everyone looked up: Tuesday, October 20
Wikipedia's most-read list for October 20 included a Kentucky community, a Street Fighter film and a Tamil sequel with over three hundred thousand…
Wisconsin and Minnesota governor debates bring clashes
Wisconsin's only general-election debate, held at Marquette's Eckstein Hall, came as a Marquette poll showed Crowley at forty-nine percent and…
Barclays cutting 5,000 jobs as it increases reliance on AI
Barclays employed about 93,000 people at the end of last year, and says the cuts will be finished by the end of 2026; the profit rose too.
Chemical leak in Toledo forces evacuations, shelter-in-place
Toledo Fire and Rescue ordered evacuations within a mile of the MC Tank terminal, and the mayor warned the leaking chemical could turn explosive…
BioWare shuts down, next Mass Effect canceled in EA layoffs
EA is cutting about four hundred jobs, with roughly fifty at BioWare, and closing the studio's Edmonton office; the next Mass Effect never got a…
Florida mayor arrested over COVID relief grants, AG says
Prosecutors allege the mayor's family applied the day grant applications opened, and the city attorney had warned of a conflict of interest; she is…
Farmer finds 11-foot metallic object in Minnesota cornfield
Deputies in Scott Township say the roughly eleven-foot, charred object carries serial numbers, and one analysis links it to a Chinese rocket…
Creator who called salon a 'scam' on Instagram must pay $15k
District Judge Sim Mei Ling found the creator had genuine misgivings but could not prove the salon was unethical; she owes no lost-sales damages.
Fox News Poll: Texas Senate race galloping toward a photo finish
Fox's poll has Paxton and Talarico tied at forty-nine percent each, with early voting in Texas starting Monday; a gallop, technically, if you stand…
Deportation agenda shapes midterms; Titans cut Elliott; Musk warns…
ICE leaders reportedly restored a goal of three thousand arrests a day, which DHS denies is a quota; it comes two weeks before election day.