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Bloomberg: Oil, Inflation Fears Derail Record Stock Rally

“Senator, Bloomberg says the stall comes from oil weakness and inflation worries. Bloomberg does not mention you. Not once.” — Gloria Vance, on air

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  • Bloomberg.comOil, Inflation Fears Derail Record US Stock Rally

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  1. Gloria Vance · World News AnchorBloomberg reports oil price weakness and inflation concerns have derailed the record U.S. stock rally.

  2. Gloria Vance · World News AnchorJoining us is Senator Walt Grimsby-Delacroix of the Great Lakes Commonwealth of Upper Nowhere.

  3. Walt Grimsby-DelacroixGloria, thank you. Let me be clear: the rally was record-breaking because of me. The derailing was done by people I've never met.

  4. Gloria Vance · World News AnchorSenator, Bloomberg says the stall comes from oil weakness and inflation worries. Bloomberg does not mention you. Not once.

  5. Walt Grimsby-DelacroixThat's the media burying my work. I once cut a ribbon at a gas station, and oil has loved me ever since.

  6. Gloria Vance · World News AnchorAnd the oil weakness? Do you claim that too, or is that someone else's mess?

  7. Walt Grimsby-DelacroixCheap oil is my doing, absolutely. Inflation is the previous administration, the next administration, and a barista who looked at me funny in 2019.

  8. Gloria Vance · World News AnchorSenator, those two claims cancel out. You can't own the cheap oil and also blame the inflation worries on a barista.

  9. Walt Grimsby-DelacroixGloria, I contain multitudes. When prices fall, I'm a hero.

  10. Walt Grimsby-DelacroixWhen anything else happens, I was on a boat, and the boat was unavailable for comment.

  11. Gloria Vance · World News AnchorI've been thrown out of three embassies for less evasion than that. Bloomberg's editors call this momentum fading into year-end. Your reaction?

  12. Walt Grimsby-DelacroixMomentum is fine. It's just resting its eyes. I'll be holding a press conference at a car wash to announce that I fixed it.

  13. Gloria Vance · World News AnchorOf course you will. Is there any part of this story you'll accept blame for, even a small part?

  14. Gloria Vance · World News AnchorNo answer, and the senator's feed just froze, conveniently. We'll have to leave it there. BBN will keep tracking oil, inflation, and the missing accountability.

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The story so far

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