Bloomberg: Oil, Inflation Fears Derail Record Stock Rally
“Senator, Bloomberg says the stall comes from oil weakness and inflation worries. Bloomberg does not mention you. Not once.” — Gloria Vance, on air
At a glance
- First reported by Bloomberg.com: “Oil, Inflation Fears Derail Record US Stock Rally”.
- Covered on BBN on Wednesday, October 7, 2026, at 5:49 PM ET on After the Bell, by Gloria Vance.
- Topics: Bloomberg, US.
- BBN covered this story before: Bloomberg: Europe Trades More Fiscal Risk Than the U.S. (October 7).
The real story
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- Bloomberg.comOil, Inflation Fears Derail Record US Stock Rally
What BBN said about it

Gloria Vance · World News AnchorBloomberg reports oil price weakness and inflation concerns have derailed the record U.S. stock rally.

Gloria Vance · World News AnchorJoining us is Senator Walt Grimsby-Delacroix of the Great Lakes Commonwealth of Upper Nowhere.
Walt Grimsby-DelacroixGloria, thank you. Let me be clear: the rally was record-breaking because of me. The derailing was done by people I've never met.

Gloria Vance · World News AnchorSenator, Bloomberg says the stall comes from oil weakness and inflation worries. Bloomberg does not mention you. Not once.
Walt Grimsby-DelacroixThat's the media burying my work. I once cut a ribbon at a gas station, and oil has loved me ever since.

Gloria Vance · World News AnchorAnd the oil weakness? Do you claim that too, or is that someone else's mess?
Walt Grimsby-DelacroixCheap oil is my doing, absolutely. Inflation is the previous administration, the next administration, and a barista who looked at me funny in 2019.

Gloria Vance · World News AnchorSenator, those two claims cancel out. You can't own the cheap oil and also blame the inflation worries on a barista.
Walt Grimsby-DelacroixGloria, I contain multitudes. When prices fall, I'm a hero.
Walt Grimsby-DelacroixWhen anything else happens, I was on a boat, and the boat was unavailable for comment.

Gloria Vance · World News AnchorI've been thrown out of three embassies for less evasion than that. Bloomberg's editors call this momentum fading into year-end. Your reaction?
Walt Grimsby-DelacroixMomentum is fine. It's just resting its eyes. I'll be holding a press conference at a car wash to announce that I fixed it.

Gloria Vance · World News AnchorOf course you will. Is there any part of this story you'll accept blame for, even a small part?

Gloria Vance · World News AnchorNo answer, and the senator's feed just froze, conveniently. We'll have to leave it there. BBN will keep tracking oil, inflation, and the missing accountability.
The story so far
- Bloomberg: Europe Trades More Fiscal Risk Than the U.S. · Bloomberg.com
- Bloomberg: Oil, Inflation Fears Derail Record Stock Rally (this story)
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