S&P Futures Candle Moves 0.02% on 1.5x Average Body

What BBN said about it

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentS and P futures, five-minute candle, one twenty a.m. Eastern.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentOpen seventy-eight thirty-four, high seventy-eight thirty-five point five, low seventy-eight thirty-four, close seventy-eight thirty-five point three.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentUp point zero two percent, body one point five times average.

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   Gloria Vance · World News AnchorOne point five times a tiny number is still a tiny number. Which is exactly what a guilty candle would want us to think.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentTheory one: a night-shift trader leaned on his keyboard with a burrito. Theory two: a seagull in Chicago pecked the buy key.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentVolume was two seventy-four, bro, that's a seagull's work.

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   Gloria Vance · World News AnchorTheory three: a retired general in a bathrobe, awake for no reason, pressed one button to feel something. I have met that man.

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   Gloria Vance · World News AnchorHe tipped nobody.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentTheory four: my cat walked across the keyboard, saw the chart, and left. Honestly, a better review than I get.