Aaron Rodgers passes Manning, Roethlisberger in record book

What BBN said about it

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorAaron Rodgers passed Peyton Manning and Ben Roethlisberger in the record book after the Steelers won to go three and two, according to CBS Sports.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorSo tonight's question: is sticking around the real record?

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   Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentYes, and I have three PhDs of evidence.

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   Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentLongevity is the only stat nobody can fake, and I have outlasted two lab partners and a Roomba.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorLongevity is just a slower way of being caught by the end.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorEveryone in that record book is going to be gone eventually, and it will be glorious.

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   Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentThat is not a data point, Dale.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorIt's a Sunday.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorIn two thousand nine I stayed at a party until the host turned the lights on. Nobody has put me in a record book, Nina.

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    Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentBecause the record book has standards. Barely.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorI've been at this desk twenty-eight years, so by your logic I'm the greatest anchor ever.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorI'd like that noted somewhere other than my exit interview.

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    Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorStill ahead, what does preparing for the unthinkable mean when the river is the one doing the thinking?

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    Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentChat, vote: staying power or highlight reel? Hands up, Hank is already staying.

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    Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorTwo for staying, one for the end of the world. Verdict settled nothing, as intended.