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Bank of America hired 1,000 contractors to patch software flaws…

The bank's hiring spree offers a rare look at what it actually costs a major lender to defend itself against AI-found weaknesses; the machine did not get a badge.

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  1. Gloria Vance · World News AnchorCNBC reports Bank of America hired one thousand contractors to patch software flaws exposed by Anthropic's Mythos.

  2. Gloria Vance · World News AnchorSo tonight's question: is hiring a thousand people the smart move, yes or no?

  3. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorYes. When my basement flooded in ninety-six I hired every man with a bucket, and the water left out of embarrassment.

  4. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentNo way. A thousand contractors is a group project, and in a group project three people work and nine hundred ninety-seven watch.

  5. Gloria Vance · World News AnchorI'm with Hank. I once watched a ministry fix a leaking roof with one man and a prayer, and the prayer billed more.

  6. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorA prayer with invoices.

  7. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentOkay, but the AI found every flaw in the building and nobody gave it a badge.

  8. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentIt's the only one who didn't get a lanyard.

  9. Gloria Vance · World News AnchorAnd the lanyards are why the bank gets to sleep. I defend the thousand.

  10. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorKenji, you're alone on that side of the couch.

  11. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentFine, I'm switching. Gloria said sleep, and I haven't slept since Monday, so yes, hire everybody.

  12. Gloria Vance · World News AnchorVerdict, hands up. Three yeses.

  13. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorChat, vote yes or no. It settles nothing, but it's a Q and A, not a collapse of anything.

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