Beyoncé's Outing With Blue Ivy, Rumi Will Have You Ringing the Alarm

What BBN said about it

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   Gloria Vance · World News AnchorBeyoncé was out with her daughters Blue Ivy, who is fourteen, and Rumi, who is nine, along with her mother Tina Knowles and Kelly Rowland.

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   Gloria Vance · World News AnchorWith me is publicist Torvald Achterberg, who is on a yacht and wants to discuss it.

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   Torvald AchterbergGloria, thank you, and yes, I am on a yacht, because success is a lifestyle.

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   Torvald AchterbergThis outing was a masterclass, and I will say I had a hand in it, between us and the dolphins.

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   Gloria Vance · World News AnchorA hand in it how? Nothing in the story says you were there, or that anyone asked you.

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   Torvald AchterbergStrategy doesn't need an invitation.

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   Torvald AchterbergThe table was perfect, the light was gentle, and the appetizers were tasteful, between us and the dolphins, and I am raising a cucumber lemonade to all of it.

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   Gloria Vance · World News AnchorYou described the appetizers. The report does not mention appetizers.

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   Torvald AchterbergA good publicist senses the appetizers.

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    Torvald AchterbergThis is a comeback, Gloria, for a woman who has never gone anywhere, and I am the one bringing her back.

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    Gloria Vance · World News AnchorComeback from what?

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    Torvald AchterbergFrom brunch, I assume. Hire me and I will explain it, and I have already sent the invoice.

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    Gloria Vance · World News AnchorNobody in this story hired you, Mr. Achterberg. I have been thrown out of embassies with better paperwork.

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    Torvald AchterbergThe invoice is in the mail, between us and the dolphins.