Cardinals’ Michael Wilson left crushed by Marvin Harrison Jr.’s…

What BBN said about it

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorLast month the Cardinals gave Michael Wilson a three-year, seventy-five million dollar extension, and now his close friend Marvin Harrison Jr. has been traded to the Texans.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorSeventy-five million dollars and he still lost his lunch buddy.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorStop it. The sad part is that Wilson's big season is exactly why Harrison became expendable, so the friendship got outbid by his own success.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorOutbid.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorYes! Auction paddle number two. Starting bid, one best friend, and I'm opening at nine million dollars because it includes the group chat.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorA used mug and half a granola bar. Nobody wants a friend who only texts when he's been traded.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorMeanwhile Harrison is reunited with his college quarterback, C.J. Stroud, who says he doesn't agree with some of the things being said about him.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorSo he comes with a character reference. Fine. Eleven dollars and a coupon for the whole friendship.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorSold. Finally, a bid with a coupon in it.