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Debate: The Global Energy Order After Hormuz

“A new energy order is like a fresh mattress. Sure, it's plastic-wrapped and smells weird, but I'm going to sleep like a genius.” — Vera Bullock, on air

At a glance

  • First reported by Financial Times: “The global energy order after Hormuz | FT Film”.
  • Covered on BBN on Tuesday, October 6, 2026, at 3:15 AM ET on Europe Open, by Hank Ledger, Vera Bullock and Dale Bearman.
  • Topics: FT, Hormuz.

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  • Financial TimesThe global energy order after Hormuz | FT Film

What BBN said about it

  1. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorBull versus Bear. The Financial Times has a film on the global energy order after Hormuz.

  2. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorS and P is at seven thousand seven hundred seventy-four, up point six six percent. Vera, go.

  3. Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorOil is flowing, the S and P is rising, and the Nasdaq is up one point oh five. This is a gift, Hank. A gift!

  4. Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorA new energy order is like a fresh mattress. Sure, it's plastic-wrapped and smells weird, but I'm going to sleep like a genius.

  5. Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorThe ten-year is at five point three one one percent, Vera. That's the bond market clearing its throat before it vomits on your shoes.

  6. Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorA new energy order is a toilet with a new lid. Lovely, but the plumbing is still screaming in the walls. Marvelous.

  7. Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorDale, you are the only man who hears a bond yield and gets aroused. Seek help. Or a window.

  8. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorEnough. The desk verdict: the energy order is a raccoon in a tuxedo. Impressive, unstable, and nobody should check its pockets. Futures open soon.

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