Hannah Chody Just Made Her “Perfect” Eyeshadow Shade With Saie

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorOn October fifteenth, twenty twenty-six, E! News reports that Hannah Chody has launched a new eyeshadow shade with the beauty brand Saie, which she calls perfect.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorPerfect. That is a terrifying word, Hank. Nothing has ever come after perfect except decline.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorIt's an eyeshadow.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorE! says she spent years documenting her search on social media for a near-exact match to her favorite shade. Years, Hank. And now it's finished.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorI think that's the happy ending.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorHappy? A woman with a quest has nothing left to chase. First the shade is found, and then the lipstick people get restless.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorI should confess I have never seen a single person's eyeshadow. In twenty-eight years. I look at the teleprompter.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorThe shade is called Bellini Supersuede, a baked eyeshadow. It sounds like a cocktail you order at the end of the world.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThen it's a good shade, and she found it. That's the verdict.

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    Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorWhich is why you'll survive the collapse, Hank. You can't see color.