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Horoscope for Tuesday, 10/13/26 by Christopher Renstrom

Christopher Renstrom's daily column for SFGATE gives each sign its guidance for Tuesday, October thirteenth; the stars still have not commented on any of it.

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  1. Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorChristopher Renstrom, writing for SFGATE, has dropped the Tuesday horoscope, and the stars are making announcements again. I'm treating this like a red carpet.

  2. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorIt's a column about the sky, Vera. I don't care what a planet wore today.

  3. Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorMercury has been seen in public, Chip, with zero comment, and that is a scandal.

  4. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorZero comment?

  5. Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorNot one quote. It's every star's favorite move: say nothing and let strangers read into it.

  6. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorSo the planets are just really famous and really rude. Fine, I read mine, and I'm a Taurus.

  7. Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorThe BBN Drama Index gives it a seven out of ten, because the sky has been ignoring us for billions of years.

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