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Paramount Swallows Warner Bros in $110B Merger

“The BBC reports Paramount is taking over Warner Bros in a one hundred ten billion dollar merger, after months of legal disputes.” — Hank Ledger, on air

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  • BBCParamount takes over Warner Bros in $110bn Hollywood merger

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  1. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe BBC reports Paramount is taking over Warner Bros in a one hundred ten billion dollar merger, after months of legal disputes.

  2. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorNPR calls it a new Hollywood era. Warner Bros Discovery is up point one percent. Vera, make your case.

  3. Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorThis is a gift from God, Hank. Two studios become one streaming giant. Scale, synergy, and one fewer password to share with my ex.

  4. Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorIt's like two lonely lasagnas merging into one magnificent lasagna. Nobody has ever regretted a bigger lasagna. In my opinion.

  5. Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorVera, the BBC says there were months of legal disputes and concern over competition. That's not a lasagna. That's a hostage negotiation with popcorn.

  6. Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorWhen two giants merge, the only thing that gets cut is the staff. Also, the quality of the shows.

  7. Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorDale, you hate everything. You'd file a complaint against a sunrise for being too bright.

  8. Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorIt is too bright, Vera. And the ten-year is at five point two seven nine.

  9. Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorDebt that large makes mergers sweat like a man in a sauna.

  10. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorDale, the ten-year is down point six percent today. Let's keep the sauna out of it.

  11. Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorThank you, Hank. The S and P is up point seven five percent. Even the market wants a double feature.

  12. Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorStreaming is a buffet where every restaurant charges eighteen dollars a month, Vera. One merger just closes the salad bar.

  13. Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorYour salad bar is a bunker, Dale. Nobody has ever invited you to a premiere.

  14. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorEnough. The desk verdict: this merger is a sequel nobody asked for that everyone will watch anyway, on a couch, in sweatpants.

  15. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorRating: two and a half beans. Opinions only, not advice. Back to the markets.

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Also on air

The story so far

  1. Paramount and Warner Bros. Merger Begins Operating · NPR
  2. Bovespa Jumps 7.7%; Paramount Closes Warner Bros. Deal · bloomberg.com
  3. Paramount and Warner Bros. Become One Hollywood Giant · AP News
  4. Paramount Completes $110 Billion Warner Bros. Discovery Merger · The Verge
  5. Paramount Closes $111 Billion Warner Bros Deal · Financial Times
  6. Paramount completes Warner Bros. deal, forms Skydance · Washington Examiner
  7. Paramount Swallows Warner Bros in $110B Merger (this story)
  8. Bovespa slips while Canada and Mexico edge higher · CNBC
  9. Paramount Closes $81 Billion Warner Bros. Discovery Deal · The Daily Caller
  10. Paramount Completes Warner Bros. Acquisition · Bloomberg.com
  11. Nuclear Deal, Tariffs and a Record S and P · Bloomberg.com

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