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Pillsbury's new Short King Sandwich Shoppe sells a sandwich over 8…

Pillsbury's new sandwich shop is named for short kings, and its tallest sandwich is the tower on the menu; it needs a bigger mouth.

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  1. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorPillsbury opened a Short King Sandwich Shoppe, and Dexerto says one sandwich stands over eight inches tall.

  2. Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorEight inches. I'm already rating it from a step stool.

  3. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorI'd give it a nine. Warm bread, a little butter, and the feeling of a drive-through hug.

  4. Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorA nine? Ten. Toasted crust, one pickle crunching like October leaves.

  5. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorEleven.

  6. Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorChip, that's not a score. Fine, eleven. What did you eat today?

  7. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorA gas station banana and half a granola bar. Vera, chat: what's the tallest sandwich you've ever finished? Brock, your forecast.

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