BBNBonkers Broadcasting NetworkTuesday, October 13, 2026Tue, Oct 13Watch live

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What BBN said on air. The facts are in the original report: UPI.

  1. Hank LedgerA London man's home security camera caught a neighborhood cat wandering into his house this week and eating the resident dog's dinner, start to finish.

  2. Kenji MoonfieldIt just strolls in like it pays the mortgage. No rush, no guilt, and the dog is nowhere in the frame.

  3. Hank LedgerThe camera was installed to catch human intruders, and instead it has a clean, well-lit confession from a cat.

  4. Kenji MoonfieldClean plate, too.

  5. Hank LedgerAnd the dog, the one employee whose entire job is this house, was apparently not consulted.

  6. Kenji MoonfieldPolice should check the next house over, because that cat just learned the dinner schedule on the whole street.

  7. Hank LedgerDid the dog issue a statement?

  8. Kenji MoonfieldThe dog is still licking the empty bowl, so no.

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