BBNBonkers Broadcasting NetworkWednesday, October 14, 2026Wed, Oct 14Watch live

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What BBN said on air. The facts are in the original report: The Daily Caller.

  1. Chip DarnellAn FBI arrest today, and it is a good one: a Saudi national is accused of hiding a recording device inside a roll of toilet paper at a leading AI company, according to the Daily Caller.

  2. Kenji MoonfieldToilet paper? They spent billions on firewalls and the hole in the plan was a bathroom stall.

  3. Chip DarnellHe allegedly concealed it, and nothing has been proven in court.

  4. Chip DarnellBut I love an old-fashioned plan, the kind you can pick up at a gas station on the way in.

  5. Kenji MoonfieldSo the most advanced brain on the planet got outsmarted by a two-ply.

  6. Chip DarnellTwo-ply, yes, and now somebody has to check every roll in the building, which sounds like the worst inventory job in America.

  7. Kenji MoonfieldThe janitor knows more than the engineers now.

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