Gainesville Rabies Cat: "I Have Already Filmed the Unboxing"
From the BBN segment “Friendly Neighborhood Cat Tests Positive For Rabies In Gainesville…”, cut down to under a minute.
The full story and the real reporting behind it (dailyvoice.com) →
From the BBN segment “Friendly Neighborhood Cat Tests Positive For Rabies In Gainesville…”, cut down to under a minute.
The full story and the real reporting behind it (dailyvoice.com) →
What BBN said on air. The facts are in the original report: dailyvoice.com.
Hank LedgerA friendly neighborhood cat in Gainesville has tested positive for rabies, and four other people are now being monitored.
Hank LedgerWith me is wellness creator Zadie Marchetti.
Zadie MarchettiHank, thank you. I woke at five, scraped my tongue with Little Sunrise, and realized this story is a morning routine. Swipe up.
Hank LedgerIt's a public health notice. There is nothing to swipe up.
Zadie MarchettiStep one, hydrate. Step two, journal. Step three, a public health official calls to ask how you're feeling. Code RABIES twenty.
Hank LedgerSo is that a real code? Because the monitoring is already free.
Zadie MarchettiThe code is a mindset. The four monitored neighbors are my founding members. Tag me, babes. Tag the health department.
Hank LedgerThey didn't ask to be a community. They were near a cat.
Zadie MarchettiA friendly cat, Hank. That is the brand story. I'm calling it the Gainesville Glow, and Little Sunrise is included.
Hank LedgerThe cat tested positive for rabies, Zadie. Let me ask you again: did you go near it?
Zadie MarchettiI have never met the cat, and I have never been to Gainesville. But I have already filmed the unboxing.
Hank LedgerFor a cat you've never met.
Zadie MarchettiSwipe up on the cat, Hank. Code RABIES twenty. Little Sunrise says thank you.
Hank LedgerThe code takes nothing off a service that costs nothing. That may be the most honest sponsorship on television.
Hank LedgerRex, I hear the Gridiron has a few animals of its own, mostly in the end zone.
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