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Wizards Debut Record Waited 22 Years for a Roommate
From the BBN segment “Anthony Davis ties Wizards record with 34 points in debut”, cut down to under a minute.
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Transcript of the segment
What BBN said on air. The facts are in the original report: Yahoo Sports.
Rex "Two-Point" GridleyAnthony Davis finally debuts for the Wizards, two hundred fifty-seven days after the trade, and drops thirty-four in a one hundred twenty-eight to one hundred sixteen win over the Bucks.
Vera BullockThirty-four is a lot, right? Because the Wizards had to wait so long for it, it sounds like they saved up.
Rex "Two-Point" GridleyThat's the best sentence anyone's said on this desk.
Rex "Two-Point" GridleySaved up. It ties Antawn Jamison's debut from November third, two thousand four, and I'm telling you, that record waited twenty-two years for company.
Vera BullockSo the record was lonely and now it has a roommate.
Rex "Two-Point" GridleyFans were chanting MVP before the first quarter ended, in a game he'd waited two hundred fifty-seven days to play.
Vera BullockTwo hundred fifty-seven days and the first thing he did was match a guy from two thousand four.
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