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5 Texas Tech players ruled out for Arizona State

The first availability report ahead of the Arizona State game is out; five names are missing, and fans are reading it like tea leaves.

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  1. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorTonight's thermometer is warm. Yahoo Sports says Texas Tech's first availability report has five players ruled out for the Arizona State game. Kenji, you're up.

  2. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentFive guys out means the practice squad just got the biggest glow-up in West Texas.

  3. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentSomebody's cousin is starting, and the group chat already knows his number.

  4. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorNOT. A cousin is not a depth chart.

  5. Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentMy take is that an availability report is a spreadsheet pretending to be a diary. Five names, zero feelings, and the fans read it like a horoscope.

  6. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorA horoscope.

  7. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorHOT. Fans do check it before their own mail.

  8. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentJudge, what's your hottest take?

  9. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorEvery man my age should be on that report. Questionable, knee, mostly canned. Nobody would ever ask me to play.

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The story so far

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