Golf on the Moon

What BBN said about it

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorThat can't be real, Rex. Who brings golf to work?

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorHe swings! One hand only, because his suit is so stiff he cannot swing with two.

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorIt is the ugliest backswing in the history of the sport, and I have watched a lot of benches.

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorOne hand? I could not do that in a spacesuit if I tried.

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorHe hits two balls, and the second one, he says, goes miles and miles and miles!

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorMiles?

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorMiles! Low gravity, baby!

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorThen enhanced images of the landing site came out in twenty twenty-one, and they suggest the first ball went about twenty-four yards and the second about forty.

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorForty yards. That is a real stretch from miles, buddy.

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    Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorFolks, this was Apollo Fourteen, astronaut Alan Shepard, on the Moon, in February of nineteen seventy-one, per Wikipedia.

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    Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorThe man exaggerated his own distance, on the Moon!

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    Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorForty yards is still better than my Saturday round at the county course, and I have both hands.

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    Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorA moon-sized disgrace for the scorecard, Chip, and I want a mulligan for the entire human race.