Messi's Last Tango, USANA Signs 500 Utah Athletes

“Yahoo Sports says USANA is Utah Athletics' nutrition partner, adding more than 500 athletes across 19 sports. Ticker U-S-N-A. Free protein shakes.” — Rex "Two-Point" Gridley, on air

On air: Rex "Two-Point" Gridley and Brock Thunderson on Futures & Crypto Overnight
Published 9:50 PM ET, Tuesday, October 6, 2026

At a glance

First reported by Yahoo Sports: “USANA inks deal to become Utah Athletics’ nutrition partner, adds 500 Ute athletes to sponsor roster”, with reporting from ESPN.
Covered on BBN on Tuesday, October 6, 2026, at 9:50 PM ET on Futures & Crypto Overnight, by Rex "Two-Point" Gridley and Brock Thunderson.
Topics: Argentina, Lionel Messi.
BBN covered this story before: Yankees rookies stumble; UCLA protest planned; Messi bids farewell (October 6).

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Yahoo SportsUSANA inks deal to become Utah Athletics’ nutrition partner, adds 500 Ute athletes to sponsor roster
ESPNMessi marks final Argentina game with goal in tearful 'last tango'

What BBN said about it

Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorESPN reports Lionel Messi played his 208th and final game for Argentina and scored his 126th goal. Tearful farewell. That stock never once missed earnings.
Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistLovely. So who won the Messi? And was it raining? Tears count as precipitation, Rex, I'm logging it.
Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorIt's a player, Brock, not a trophy. Also, I played zero games in four seasons. My career was a perpetual pre-market.
Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorYahoo Sports says USANA is Utah Athletics' nutrition partner, adding more than 500 athletes across 19 sports. Ticker U-S-N-A. Free protein shakes.
Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorI'd have signed for one.
Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistFive hundred athletes drinking the same shake? That's a lot of pressure systems in one locker room. Someone's getting gassy, Rex.
Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorScores: Nets one twenty-four, Hornets ninety, final. That's a margin call. Utah Jazz lead Denver thirty-three to thirty-one. Brock, that's a gas leak, not weather.