The 149-0 soccer score

What BBN said about it

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorThe scoreboard is begging for mercy!

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorAw, no. That can't be real. Who loses on purpose?

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorA team that is furious, my friend. Referees made calls in an earlier match that cost them the national championship, and this is their protest.

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorA war crime against the scoreboard, and they committed it themselves!

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorHuh. I mean, I once lost a corn dog eating contest on purpose, but I had a reason. I wanted the corn dog.

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorThe old record was Arbroath beating Bon Accord thirty-six to nothing in the Scottish Cup in eighteen eighty-five. Thirty-six!

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorThat stood for well over a century!

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorThirty-six is a lot, Rex!

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorAS Adema wins one hundred forty-nine to nothing! One hundred forty-nine! Somebody get that scoreboard a chair!

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    Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorOne hundred forty-nine? Nope. No way. That did not happen.

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    Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorOctober thirty-first, two thousand two, in Toamasina, Madagascar, against SO l'Emyrne.

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    Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorPer the record books, the highest scoreline in football history, according to Guinness World Records.

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    Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorSo the team that lost was the one that made the point.

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    Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorChip, that is the best protest ever played, and I sat on a bench for four seasons without even getting in.