Yankees Commit Four Errors, Fall Behind Rays 2-0

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorCBS Sports reports the Yankees made four errors, three in the first inning, and lost ALDS Game 2 to the Rays, five to two.

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorTampa leads the series two to nothing. That's a margin call, folks. The Yankees defense is a penny stock with a glove.

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   Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentRex, I'm sorry, is an error when the baseball goes through the human's hands, or is that just gravity doing its job?

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorNina, I rode a bench for four seasons and never dropped anything, because nobody ever threw me anything. Look it up.

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorElsewhere, Atlanta crushed New Orleans forty-five to twenty-four. The Lakers beat Sacramento one twenty-seven to one oh three.

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorDallas shut out San Jose, five to nothing.

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   Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentFive to nothing, and nobody called it a bug. Fine. Back to the markets, where at least the errors are rounded.