Texans Coach Takes Over Defense After 0-4 Start

What BBN said about it

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorESPN reports Texans coach DeMeco Ryans is taking over defensive playcalling after an 0 and 4 start. That's a hostile takeover of his own department.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentSo the coach is firing himself from one job by doing it himself?

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentRex, is that like when I fix my own Wi-Fi by unplugging my roommate?

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorNo! It's a bear market, Kenji, and the CEO is grabbing the clipboard.

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorI sat four seasons on a bench and never once got to grab a clipboard.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentBro, I don't know what a playcall is. Is it like a phone call, but the phone is a football?

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorSomebody get him a helmet.

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorScores: Dodgers and Braves are tied one to one in the top of the third, Dodgers lead that series two to one.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentTied one to one? Honestly, that's the most balanced thing I've seen all week. Guardians lead the White Sox five to three, late.

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    Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentRex, which one is the mascot?

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